Hey are you a person that likes telling jokes? Well if u are running out of jokes to tell then ask the ones below to your friends!! (see I told ya we have everything on this website!!).
· why is cinderella rotten at football? Because she kept running away from the ball.
· why did a girl call her dog camera? Because he is always snapping.
· how can you tell a weasel from a stoat? A weasels weasily wecognised - but a stoat is stoatally different........
· i've lost my dog! Why not put an ad in the paper? Don't be daft he cant read.!
· if a horses head is pointing north,where would its tail be pointing? Easy to the south.! Nope to the ground!!
· doctor im back! Good,did u take the hot bath and medicine i prescribed for u ? Oh yes,well i took the bath,but by the time i finished that,there was no room left for the medicine...